We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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