I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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