you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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