You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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