i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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