You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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