Are we in a gay sports bar?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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