the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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