Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
wow bdsm is so cute
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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