I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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