would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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