"it" just moved
I'm jealous of your bromance
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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