Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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