is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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