do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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