so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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