My girlfriend figured out who you are.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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