Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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