I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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