Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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