I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
please come you make the beer taste better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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