So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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