I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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