i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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