addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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