I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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