i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I could have mohawked her pubes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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