It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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