Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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