Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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