Hey man sorry I got all grabby
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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