good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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