All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
