I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I love you.
Bad choice
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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