No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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