you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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