We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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