Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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