no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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