If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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