OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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