So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my shit smells like andre
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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