We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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