I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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