I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he fucked my hip out of place.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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