He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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