yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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