im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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