My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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