normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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