She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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