it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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