Buhtt sex?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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