somebody snuck up and got me drunk
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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