Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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