I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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