I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You smell like stripper and shame
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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